Hats

Just because a woman has a child, doesn’t mean she’s attracted to the stereotypical dad. She doesn’t want a man with grass-stained dad shoes and a tennis visor. She wants a man with stylish shoes and a snapback. I don’t care where the hell you’ll buy your shoes at, but we’ve got these awesome “I Heart Hot Mom” hats to take you from a 3.5 to an 8.5.